Arkansas

1001 cook road,
horseshoe bend
AR 72512

food

A restaurant that rises above the rest, both figuratively and literally. Our food has a hint of that homey Urthen charm, infused with that metallic aluminum aftertaste that you’ve all come to know and love!

Our meals are cooked only on molten hot Mac minis and sprinkled with the powdered remains of our doomed enemies as well as a dash of our home-grown asbestos.

Join our lovable and pungent mascot “Dib the Human” and enjoy our mildly questionable service at the multiversally-famous A VERY TALL RESTAURANT!

Menu

Appetizers

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  • Acid beans$10
  • Fingers (NOT Dib’s)$8.98
  • Filet of Dubious Meat(-$20.14)
  • Cheesy Toes of Bigfeet (with REAL MOLD!)$9.32
  • Dry-Aged Pizza-marinated Pineapple25%

Entrees

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  • Eda’s Lasagna Tacos$3.89
  • Crispy Dib$5.79
  • Pizza-flavored pineapple chunks$7.00
  • Fried Beejoy with gravy$11.99
  • Bacon Soap Montecristo$41.80

Specials

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  • Iced spaghetti$20.99
  • Dib Hair al Dente$4.20
  • Ectoplasm Alfredo WITH Pulp$14.89
  • Peeking Dookie$7.70
  • Macaroni with the Chicken Strips

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    21.55

Desserts

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  • Sand$6.19
  • Sundae Dessert Ramen$3.99
  • Emo’s Chocolate Egg Fried Rice$4.89
  • Beejoy cake$6.19
  • Dib’n Dots$5.01

Drinks

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  • Spicy water$2.89
  • Iced Milk$2.39
  • Milked ice$2.19
  • Tall glass of spiders$3.49
  • Tears of Art Humans$0.50
  • Bob Tea$7.02
  • Meat Sweats$8.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Contact us

Would you like to place an order?
Volunteer your body for harvest to be used in a dish?
Speak to one of our incredibly adequate staff members? Good job, you found the way!

Please join our discord server through this widget, give yourself all applicable roles in the “roles” channel, introduce yourself in the introduction channel, then head to the “place-your-order” channel to communicate with one of our highly trained team members!

We will be with you as soon as possible.

Our Team

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Haemz

Chef

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Zeta

Host

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Fiz

Server

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Nya

Server

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Rok

Chef

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Marij

Host

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Pancake

Server

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Worm

Server

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Zim

Janitor

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Sploony

Chef

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Xeo

Host

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Migz

Server

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Uny

Janitor

Customer reviews

Pretty good food for affordable prices. Loved it here

- Joe Gaylord

I'm not sure how close their dishes to actual Urth ones since I've never been there, but they're still delicious. I think everyone will find something they will like. You belong to the species whose nutrition depends on sugar? They have that. You're carnivorous? They have some meat too.

- Zet

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- z̴͓͌͘h̴̤̰̏̕i̷̜̓̾o̷͙̚r̶͈̝͋i̶̪̝̓ṛ̷͂

Great Food and Greater Service. 5/5

I was very surprised to see this food place coming out of nowhere. I was confused, but I was also hungry, so I decided to give it a try. When I first entered, I noticed a lack of tables. And chairs. And pretty much basic furniture. But, somehow, I was still able to be seated! Amazing! Anyway, I ordered my food and waited. All my food came out rather quickly and was served to me in a fun way! When I consumed the food, they were delicious! The crispness of the Dibs was just right, the Dib N’ Dots were perfect, and the Tears of Art Humans was refreshing! Anyway, I would recommend going to this place if you like good food! :]

- GelataHeart

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- Dib Membrane

About us

food

Our establishment hires only the most trained and qualified chefs in the multiverse! They may look a bit strange, but that’s because they’ve traveled across realities just to cook/serve/secrete that delicious meal just for you! We have a 100% satisfaction rate with all currently-surviving previous guests**!

Come experience the wonder and amazement of our one-of-a-kind multiversal pop-up restaurant “A VERY TALL RESTAURANT” today*!

*Reservations contingent upon availability. Please arrive at the exact time, location, plane of existence, and state of matter specified in your email confirmation.

**Please speak to our head janitor for a “resolution” if your level of satisfaction is not 100%. The “resolution” will be much more extreme if he has to find you himself.